OK!
So I have stolen this from one of the blogs I watch - The English Clergyman - But still. I thought it was a good idea, and what is the world without good ideas that spread like Peanut butter on toast? Exactly!
And so I am brought to the topic at hand. Here are a list of truths I have come to grasp in my time on this Earth.
- Home Alone always makes you laugh.
- Home Alone can be watched at any time in the year, but feels SO much more **magical** in December (this is also true of any of the first 3 Harry Potter films).
- Ideas are worth having, and are what make the world go round.
- Believing is seeing.
- Trying to chop up a swede (the vegetable, not a swedish person), is increasingly hard to do, and you can cut your thumb... twice. OUCHIE!
- Sometimes you can be so cold, you feel hot.
- Missing people you only met a couple of times is possible.
- Some things aren't meant to last.
- Some chances are worth taking, but some aren't. Its up to you to decide whether you are willing to try things - it is NOT up to other people.
- Life is hard (Not original, but a truth!)
- Decisions are hard to make.
- Its easy to learn these truths, and easy to sound wise, but using these truths, and being wise are not easy.
- Being in bed is the most comfortable place I can think of.
- People will be less inclined to shout or complain at you if you speak calmly and are sincere in your apologies.
- You shouldn't have to apologise for being late unless your lateness resulted in a fatal accident.
- You should always apply undercoat to your nails before nail varnish. it DOES make it last longer.
- Friends are worth their weight in gold.
- Cauliflower and Broccoli are some of the weirdest vegetables ever.
- Cauliflower cheese gives a lot of people tummy ache.
- Pocket watches will never go out of style.
- Mustang cars are sex on wheels
- Its never uncool to refer to something as 'sex on wheels'. Unless it doesn't have wheels.
I will probably think of more truths later, and I had more in mind before I wrote this, but these are the ones off the top of my head. :)
Sam
